I’ll kick you in the lugnuts

Scene: Its 11 am on Saturday its already a steamy 350,000 degrees Fahrenheit outside. My Roommates J. and P. are helping me change a flat…er exploded tire… I had gotten the previous evening.

J.: “Do you have a spare?”

Me: “I have no idea.”

P.: “You’ve got a jack though, right?”

Me: “Again, no idea.”

J.: “Well I’ve got a jack but we need a spare. Do you know what size tire you drive on?”

Me: “They come in sizes? Like dresses? I don’t know, medium?”

J. to P.: “It’s like she’s gone temporarily retarded.”

2 Responses to “I’ll kick you in the lugnuts”

  1. unquietheart Says:

    Hee hee…I don’t know what size my tires are, either!

  2. notnancysinatra Says:

    I guess this is knowledge that we, as drivers are supposed to have. And apparently they come in numbers not descriptions like small and extra-large.

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